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Friendship Signs

A Best Friend is a Sister That Destiny Forgot to Give You *A Garden of Friends is Always in Bloom* The best Mirror is an old Friend*Good friends are like fine quilts...they seem to age with you* A good friend is like a warm quilt wrapped around the heart* A helping hand shows a loving heart*Good friends are angels on earth* Good friends are stitched together heart to heart* Time may pass and we may part- but true friends stay close at heart!* There is no gift so precious as a true friend* Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life* Friends forever right from the start- caring and sharing from the heart* Friends share laughter and tears*Friendship is a gift with strings...heartstrings!* Friendship keeps our hearts in touch*Friendship warms the heart*Fur-ever friends* Old friends are the best antiques*Happiness was made to be shared*Seek out Sunshine* Fill Your Heart with Sunshine *Friendship is the Rainbow to Happiness*Blessed by Friendship

Family Signs

Home is Where They Love You* All Because Two People Fell in Love* Raised on Country Sunshine* Home is Where Your Story Begins* Baby Sleeping...Be Quiet or Babysit*For Better or Worse - Never for Granted*Mothers of Little Boys Work fFrom Son up til Son Down*A Grandma fills the world with love*A Grandpa is a special friend* Be nice to your kids...they pick your nursing home*Grandchildren Spoiled Here*Happiness is being married to your best friend *When Mom says 1-800-Grandma* A mothers love is the heart of the home*A sister is a friend forever*Bless this home with love* Grandchildren are loving reminders of what we're really here for*Grandchildren don't make a woman feel old; it's being married to a grandfather that bothers her* Grandmas are earth angels*Grandma's my name, spoiling's my game*Grandmothers are angels in training* Grandpa: a child with a checkbook and a drivers license*Sister by chance, friends by choice* Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life* My wife says I never listen to least I think that's what she said**Always my daughter, now my friend*MOM does not stand for- made of money*WARNING: teenage zone, enter at your own risk*CAUTION: Grandparents at play*When you need a hug call 1-800-Grandpa* At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All* Happiness is being married to your best friend* You Can't Scare Me...I Have Kids*A Childs Laugh Is Sunshine In The Home*A Retired Husband Is A Wife's Full Time Job*Happiness is Having a Large, Loving, Caring closeknit Family in Anither City*

Baby Signs

Grandchildren Complete the Circle of Life* Princess in Training*Gods Most Beautiful Thoughts Bloom into Children*A baby is cuddles and tickles on toes, the sweet scent of powder, a kiss on the nose!*A baby is teddy bears, rattles, power and pins, meals at midnight... giggles and grins*Will smile for food*I've just arrived! bring me my bottle, my blankie and... let the spoiling begin!*My finger may be small, but i can still wrap my grandma around it*Babies are bundles from heaven*Shhh baby sleeping*Babies are a nice way to start people*With every little baby’s birth God sends His love and joy to earth* Baby Sleeping...Be Quiet Or Baby Sit* Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting*Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~Welsh Proverb*A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television*Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies*It's such a grand thing to be the mother of a mother - that's why the world calls her grandmother*Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice*A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside*

Home Signs

A House is Made of Boards and Beams, A Home is Made of Love and Dreams* My house was clean yesterday...Sorry you Missed it*Cleaning house whild children are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing*Home is where you hang your heart* home is where your honey is*A mans home may be his castle, but this one does not come with servants*Bless this house*Bless this mess*Cabin Sweet Cabin*Enter with a happy heart* Dust is a country accent*Dull women have immaculate homes*The hurrier I go, the behinder I get* This home protected by a coat of dust*Be it Ever so Mortgaged, There's No Place Like Home*The Man Who Has a Complete Set of Tools Has No Children* Condo Sweet Condo*

Angel Sayings

Leave Room in your Heart for Angels to Dance* Angels are bright lights in the midst of our lives*Music is well said to be the speech of angels* *When angels bloom*Grandmothers are angels in training*Friends are angels on Earth*An angel without freckles is like a night without stars*Guardian Angels never take vacations*An angels gift is a gift of hope*Angels Light The Way*Like snowflakes, No two angels are alike*Simple moments are extraordinary . . . simple angels are divine*A kind soul is inspired by angels*The song of a robin is an angels voice in the garden*Our life is a window through which angels appear*Angels help us spread our wings and fly*Happy is the heart that believes in angels*Guardian angels work on a wing and a prayer*My guardian has a tough job*Angels carry messages of love*Miracles happen to those who believe in angels*Light Fades, Stars Appear, Evening Angels Gather Here* *Wherever you go, Whatever you do, May the Angels watch over you*Little Angels up above, Bless our home with Lots of Love*An angel in the house they say, will guard your family night and day*Sun shines, birds sing, garden angels flowers bring*Love is how you earn your wings*An angel, like the cricket, speaks in darkness* An angel can illuminate the darkest path*Angels-tickle your funny bone...they are good for your soul* *Angels are never too distant to hear you*Angels are very down to earth.*Angels know how to light the way*An angel is someone sho raises your Spirits*Angels travel lightly* Angels light the way*Angels.. Don't leave home without them* Smiles are the next best thing to halos.*Listening hearts hear angels sing*Tenderly Touched by an Angers Wing*Tender Hearts Depend on Joy*On my wall for all to see, my Guardian angel watches over me*Earthly angels are......Mothers in disguise*We believe in Angels*Angel crossing*I love angels*When in doubt, look up*Angels on duty*Angels fly because they take themselves lightly*An angels heart is filled with love*If you ask, an angel appears*No two angels, like the snowflakes, are alike*Angels carry messages of love*When a bell rings an angel gets her wings*Angels sent from up above, Please protect the ones we love*Babies are a link between angels and man*Wherever there is love, an angel is flying by*Angels keep it simple and always travel light*Remember to leave space in your relationships so the angels have room to play*When a child is born the Angels sing*Angels welcome here*Never fear, Angels are here*Protected by Angels* Peace is Possible - Allow the Angels to inspire you*Angels - Don't leave home without 'em*Be an Angel - Practice Random Acts of kindness* Angels hide nothing and see everything*Angels encourage everyone in the right direction..up*The sound of an angel's voice can unlock your hidden fears*Angels often work behind the scenes.*Sometimes your best friend is actually a guardian angel in disguise*An angel can fly directly into the heart of the matter*Angels may not come when you call them, but they'll always be there when you need them*Angels take things lightly*Angels' don't push people's buttons - They ring bells*While we are sleeping, angels have conversations with our souls*An angel's love is weightless*Angel travel light* Smiles are the next best thing to halos*Angels of a feather, flock together*Angels are never too distant to hear you*Angels say "halo" to everyone*Angels paint with sound and sing with color* It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye - Antoine De Saint-Exupery* Simple moments are extraordinary . . . simple angels are divine*The song of a robin is an angels voice in the garden*When we invite an angel into our inner sanctuary, we create a home for love*


Count your blessings not your years, Count your life by smiles not tears* The Most Important Things in Life Aren't Things* Life is not measured by the breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away* Let Us Be Silent that we May Hear the Whisper of God* The Cross Made all the Difference For Me* When Life gets to Hard to Stand...Kneel* Live in such a way that those who know you but don't know God, will come to know God because they know you* Let us be silent that we may hear the whisper of God - Ralph Waldo Emerson*Why Worry When You Can Pray?*Today is a gift from God...Remember to thank Him*Simplify* Faith hope love*Give us this day our daily bread*God bless America*God keeps His promises* God never closes a door without opening a window*Each new day brings a new way to praise the Lord*If Money Will Fix it, It's Not a Problem*Trust in God But Row Away From the Rocks* God placed the rainbow in the sky to remind us that He always keeps his promises* It takes a little rain to make a rainbow*Life is fragile, handle with prayer*May the Lord bless you and keep you*Trust in the Lord with all your heart*When in doubt, look up* A day hemmed with prayer is less likely to unravel* 7 days without Prayer makes one weak*It's Me Again Lord*


It takes a little rain to make a rainbow*Every cloud has a silver lining*Ark Rides 5 cents - 10 cents a pair*Couples Only*Noah & CO*Rainy day rides 5 cents**Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark*Stay fit. When you're 70 years old, someone might ask you to do something big*Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done*Build on the high ground*For afety's sake, travel in pairs*Two heads are better than one* If you can't fight or flee - float*Don't forget that we're all in the same boat*When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain: shovel*Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals*If you have to start over, have a friend by your side*Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside*Don't miss the boat*No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side*

Garden Signs

It's important to have roots* If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb* Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow*Bloom where you are planted* Late bloomer*You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life* Plant a garden for the butterflies* All the flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today* Gardeners know the best dirt*Gardening angel*Plant kindness gather love*Time began in a Garden*Flowers of true friendship never fade*Moms Garden... Dads Weeds*One is never nearer to God's heart than in a garden*Like life, few gardens have only flowers*Children are God's flower buds.....just waiting to open*Stars are the flowers of heaven*Flowers are the stars of the earth*In God's garden, there's work to be done* Garden sweet garden*My garden grows with love...and hard work*Love makes everything grow*The earth laughs in flowers*If friends were flowers, I'd pick you*Never enough thyme*Garden of weedin'*Scatter the seeds of love*Gather the seeds of love*Harvest the seeds of love*Compost! Because a rind is a terrible thing to waste*Scatter seeds of kindness wherever you go*Welcome to our patch*Take time to nurture the garden within*To everything there is a season*Friends are flowers in the garden of life*I fought the lawn and the lawn won*I'm in the it yourself*God’s in charge of flowers and seeds... I’m in charge of all the weeds*One is never nearer to God's heart than in a garden*Like life, few gardens have only flowers*Children are God's flower buds.....just waiting to open*Flowers are the stars of the earth*In God's garden, there's work to be done* Thyme began in a garden*Scatter the seeds of love*Compost! Because a rind is a terrible thing to waste*Welcome to our patch*To everything there is a season*I fought the lawn and the lawn won*My garden was in bloom yesterday, you just missed it* If no answer... come to the garden*My garden grows with love - and hard work* Hearts that love are always in bloom*There is music in the leaves of the trees - but to hear it, your heart must be still*God bless the hands of a person who gardens *I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won*An Old Gardener Lives Here With His American Beauty*Bees will Buz and Birds will Sing and We Will Share Everything*A World Without Friends Would Be Like A Garden Without Flowers* Weeds for Sale... Pick Your Own*Between These Weeds, Flowers Grow*Garden Tours 5 *Shh...Bulbs Sleeping*The Shortest Path To Heaven Is Through The Garden Gate*

Housecleaning Signs

This house is cleaned every three months, whether it needs it or not*This is a self-cleaning kitchen...Clean up after yourself!*A clean house is a sign of a misspent life*Just say NO...Laundry*Clean houses never last, hugs and kisses do*Cleaning house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling snow while it is still snowing*I love a man with dishpan hands

Kitchen Signs

This kitchen is seasoned with love*Kiss the cook*Kiss the cook and then take her out to dinner*kissing don't last, good cookin' does*I hate four letter cook*If a messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious*Mom's cafe: open 24 hours* Grandma's Kitchen...Kids Eat Free*I love a man with dishpanned hands*I love to cook (I lie too)*My next house will have no kitchen--- just vending machines*No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes*Keep the kitchen clean- eat out*Dinner's Ready ... Come or forget it!*Many people have eaten in this kitchen and lived to tell about it* My Kitchen and Me Welcome Thee*Complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health* Kiss the cook*I made my favorite thing for dinner....reservations* In the cookie of life...FRIENDS are the chocolate chips* No matter where I serve my guests, they seem to like my kitchen best* Season everything with love*Is it coffee yet?*If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly* Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want*Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot*Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less*A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories and cholesterol in one place. Isn't that handy?*If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem* If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves*Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet* Two phrases: Money talks. Chocolate sings*The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger*Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit*If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated*Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done* A little sugar, a lot of spice, A woman shaped him Oh So Nice, He's made of dough, and golden tan, The closest thing to a perfect man(Great with a Gingerbread Man)* Come sit at my table and share with me, Warm gingerbread cookies and cinnamon tea* I Love Cooking With Wine, Sometimes I Even Put it in The Food*Buon Appetito*


Carpe Vino (seize the wine) Old Age is Not for Wimps* Don't Make Me Get Out the Flying Monkeys - the Wicked Witch *We Serve Only the Finest California Wines...Did You Bring Any?* I'm Still a Hot Babe...It Just Comes in Flashes*Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History (great with a 'Red Hat')*A single fact can spoil a good argument* I only feel stress at two and night*I'm not jogging for health reasons... my thighs rubbed together so much it caught my underwear on fire*Laugh and the world laughs with you*Men make all the important decisions...Women decide what's important* Life is like an ice cream cone...just when you think you've got it licked, it drips on you*Deadline for all complaints was yesterday*God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of tasks. As of today, I'm so behind, I'll probably never die*I just got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory*Normal is just a setting on the dryer* Baldness is a cure for dandruff*Young at heart, slightly older in other places*Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt*Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first* Save the whales - Collect the whole set*A day without sunshine is like, night* On the other hand, you have different fingers*I just got lost in thought - It was unfamiliar territory*42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot*99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name*I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe*You have the right to remain silent - Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you*I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges*Honk if you love peace and quite*Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool*He who laughs last, thinks slowest* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines*The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese*I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol*I intend to live forever - so far, so good*Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends*Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and illegal in 37 States*Ouantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way*A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it*For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks*Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with*No one is listening until you make a mistake*Success always occurs in private and failure in full view*The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it*The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread*The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research* Two wrongs are only the beginning*You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive*Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life*The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory*Change is inevitable....except from vending machines*Always try to be modest. And be proud of it*Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping* If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments* The Rooster Crows But the Hen Delivers The Goods*Never But Never Question the Engneers Judgement*If the Shoe Fits...Buy It In Every Color *If a Man Yells In The Woods and No Woman Hears Him, Is He Still Wrong?*If You are Grouchy, Irritable, or Just Plain Mean, There Will Be a $!) Charge for Putting up With You* She Who Laughs Lasts*I Don't Repeat Gossip So Listen Closely*

Crafty Thoughts

When it's made with my hands it comes from my heart* Creativity always dies a quick death in a room with a conference table*Artists don't get old, they get abstract*Artists do it with creativity* Carpenters are just plane folks* *People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it!*I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat, too!*Creative minds are rarely tidy*One craft project, like one cookie, is never enough*My husband lets me have all the craft supplies I can hide*A creative mess is better than tidy idleness*Why does work interfere with my crafting time*If I stitch fast enough does it count as an aerobic exercise?*Sewing and crafts fill my days not to mention the living room, bedroom and closets*My husband said if I buy any more craft supplies he would leave me - gosh I'm going to miss that man*Crafter's stick together better than crazy glue*What’s stitched with love will never tear*I craft, therefore I am*Old quilters never die, they just go batts*Old Crafter's never die, they just get more bazaar*Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces*Quilt 'til you wilt*Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort *Quilters never cut corners*In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends*Artists don't get old - they just get abstract*X-Stitchers...You can count on us* Fiber artists use fuzzy logic*Handspinners put their own twist on things* Happiness is Handmade*


I promise to be brave. I won’t faint at the sight of blood or stitches. I won’t scream at the doctor, because I am the nurse*Nursing is a work of heart*Nurses have more Patients *Life is simple...Eat, Sleep, Save Lives*With Gentle Hands And A Warm Heart*Nurses 'Needle' lots of Patients*Nursing...the Link between Science and Humanity *Genuine Antique Nurse: Been There, Done That, Made it All Beter*Nurses make boo boos better* OB nurses take pleasure in little things*Pediatric nurses really baby their patients* OR nurses are sommth operators*CCU nurses have rhythm*Nurses are the cure all* Nurses go the rounds

School & Teaching

Grad School is the Snooze Button on the Clock Radio of Life* Teachers do it with class*Teachers make the grade* Teaches change the world, one child at a time*I promise never to yell in class. I promise never to throw things, slam things, hit or punch. I promise not to have a temper tantrum. I promise to set a good example, because I am the teacher*TEACHER T is for your trust, E is for your encouragement, A is for your assurance, C is for your caring, H is for your heartfelt dedication, E is for your effort, R means I’ll remember you always*Teaching is a work of heart*A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.* There are three kinds of people; the ones that count....and the ones that can't*


What the Large Print Giveth, the small print taketh away* A Lawyer unpaid is justice denied* Talk is Cheap - Unless You're Talking to a Lawyer* A Good Lawyer Knows the Law - A Great Lawyer Knows the Judge*


I Golf, Therefore I'm not Here* You Never See a Fish on the Wall With its Mouth Shut*Here Comes Treble(with a treble clef)*Born to golf, forced to work*Work is for those who don't know how to fish*An old fisherman and the catch of his life live here*Golfing is “fore” me. It’s working that “tees” me off*Fishing is catching*Good things come to those who bait*I communicate with fish by dropping them a line*When I die throw me In the lake so my husband will fish for me*I'm hooked on fishing*Just for the halibat*Gone fishing*Tall fish tales told here*At the sound of my name, fish tremble*Eady to bed, early to rise - Fish like hell and make up lies*I came, I saw, I went Fishing*Give a Man a Fish, Feed Him For a Day...Teach a Man to Fish and Get Rid Of Him For the Weekend* A Journey of a Thousand Miles Starts With an Argument Over How To Pack the Car*


If You're Lucky Enough to Have a House by the Water, You're Lucky Enough*Never, But Never Question the Captain's Judgement*Man Cannot Change the Direction of the Wind But He Can Adjust His Sails*I Hope My Ship Comes In Before My Dock Rots*A Great Sailor Lives Here With His First Mate*Heaven Seems a Little Closer in a House Beside the Water*


Bear Signs *You are "beary" special*Have you hugged your teddy today?*You are never to old to own a Teddy Bear* Teddy Bear Lovers are real people*You wouldn't want to accept the dare...To part me from my Teddy Bear*Don't feed the bears, they're stuffed*Pets *It is better to feed one cat than many mice*Warning this house protected by attack cats* Forget the dog- beware of the kids*No outfit is complete without cat hairs*Dogs are just kids with fur*The only self-cleaning thing in this house is the cat*Frogs *Welcome to my pad*Hop-on-in...*Gate Keeper Frog in Residence Here*My pad is your pad* Welcome to (insert name's) pad*Don’t croak... Just ring the bell*To a Dog You're Family, To a Cat You're Staff*Dogs Aren't Our Whole Life But They Make Our Life Whole*Cat Crossing*

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